Girl: I Like him
Friend: You do, really?
Girl: Are you serious? Have you seen him SMILE?
Friend: You should tell him, he likes you too.
Girl: He does?? How do you know?
HIM: Because I know your friend's password.
Boy: What do you want more than anything?
Girl: To be standing in the middle of the street
In the pouring rain && have the love of my life
What about you?
Boy:To be the one kissing you.
Girl: I like someone.
Girl: Wait wait. I
Boy: Can you
Girl: Yeah, but
You can't laugh.
Boy: Okay. I won’t,
Just tell me.
Girl: It starts with
Y && ends in u.
Boy: I like that
Girl: How was your day?
Boy: It was okay...
Girl: Why just okay?
Boy: Well... It didn’t go how I had planned it.
I meant to... Tell you something
Girl: What? You can tell me anything, you know that.
You’re the best friend I’ve got.
Boy: I love you..
Girl: Really? I love you too. Boy: Okay, ask me how my day was again.
Girl: Umm.. How was your day?
Boy: Absolutely amazing.
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you think I’m pretty?
Girl: If I leave will you cry?
(Girl runs away, but boy stops her)
Boy: I don't think you're pretty,
I think you're beautiful,
I don't think I like you,
I LOVE you, if you leave,
I wouldn't cry, I’d die.
Boy: So who do you like?
Girl: Oh some guy that doesn't like me.
Boy: Well, then he is missing out
Girl: Haha…well who do you like?
Boy: Some girl who likes some guy
Who's totally missing out.
Girl: ok I have a question for you
Boy: Alright ask me..
Girl: What do you see when you look in my eyes?
Boy: You honestly wanna know?
Boy: My future
Boy: So what are we?
Girl: I don't know. What do you want to be?
Boy: Whatever makes you happy
Girl: I'm already happy.
So what will make you happy?
Girl: Haha my friend just told me to date you.
Boy: Really, why?
Girl: Because you're sweet, funny
&& I talk about you a lot.
Boy: Well you should listen to her;
She’s sounding smart to me.
Him: What's up?
Her: ...Oh hi..
Him: Whats wrong?
Him: Oh come on! I know you!
What's the matter?
Her: I think I'm in love with my best friend.
Him: I thought I was your best friend..?
Her: You are.
Him: I love you.
Her: I love you too.
Him: No but- I love you.
Her: Yeah I love you too.
Him: Listen, I love you!
Her: Grinning ear-to-ear: I love you too.
Him: There’s that smile I was looking for.
Girl says: I can't promise you perfection,
Cause that is not who I am.
I can't promise you forever,
Cause I don't hold fate within my hands.
I can't promise you the sunshine,
Because I know there will be rain.
I can't promise you complete happiness,
Cause with true love, there comes pain.
I can't promise to always smile,
Cause life always has a way to make me cry.
I can't promise to always stand strong,
Cause it's never easy to want to give life another try.
Guy says: I know you're not perfection.
To me, you're so much more.
I know we may not have forever,
So I treasure every moment with you,
Incase another one isn't in store.
Yes, I’d like the sunshine.
But I’ll stand with you through the rain.
Your happiness is my happiness.
So I’ll do whatever I can to ease your pain.
When I first saw you smile, I fell in love at once.
&& even deeper I fell, the first time I saw you cry.
It was at that moment I realized,
I wanted to protect you.
&& always be the one to wipe the tears from your eyes.
I know that life is difficult,
&& has given you more than your fair share of pain and lies,
But that's why I’ll be your strength when yours falls broken...
&& give you my wings to fly.
Boy’s sister: Who are you on the phone with?
Boy: Just one of my friends.
Boy’s sister: Don't lie to me.
Boy: Why would I lie?
Boy’s sister: Is it that girl you never shut up about?
Boy: No! It’s one of my friends!
Boy’s sister: You liar. I know it's her.
Whenever you're on the phone
With one of your friends,
You make fun of him,
He makes fun of you,
&& then you both laugh.
When you're on the phone with her,
You just sit there trying to be cool
With a stupid smile on your face.
She said that she wanted to get high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said that she wanted to stay up
All night and drink.
He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated
Pepsi and said "drink up."
She said that she wanted to shoot
Herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put her finger
On the trigger, aimed it at her face, and
Helped her pull the trigger.
She said that she wanted to cut herself.
He took a Polaroid of her, handed it to
Her along with scissors, and had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood.
He took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said "my
Name is: alone."
She said that she wanted to have someone there
To take care of her, always.
He asked when he wasn't…
Boy: Tell me a secret that you
Have never told anyone before.
Girl: You wouldn't want to know.
Boy: Yeah I do. If you tell me
Yours, I'll tell you mine.
Girl: I would rather not.
Girl: I love you.
The boy smiled && said,
"That was mine to."
Girl: In case you
Didn't realize. My
Heart was just recently
Shattered into a
Boy: In case you
Didn't realize. I want
To glue all the pieces
Back together, even
If it takes the
Rest of our lives.
Boy: You look beautiful.
Girl: I bet you say that to all the girls.
Boy: No, only the ones I'm in love with.
Girl: *Smiles at boy*
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: It's crazy... You look just like my fifth boyfriend.
Boy: Wow, how many have you had?
Her- “Why do you
Insist on tickling me?”
Him- “Because I
Love seeing you
Smile && laugh.”
Girl: Hey, how're you?
Boy: Better, now.
Girl: Haha why's that?
Boy: Because I’m talking to you.
Girl: Am I cute?
Boy: I wouldn't call you cute.
Boy: More like... Beautiful
Girl: Rumor has it you like me.
Boy: No, truth is I love you.
Her- Well I gotta ask you something
&& you have to be honest.
Him- Okay? What is it?
Her- How long do you want us to be going out?
Him- Honestly? Forever.
Girl: Call me if you miss me.
Boy: Ok. I will.
*2 minutes later the phone rings*
Boy: I miss you.
Boy: I need some advice.
Girl: Uhh ok what is it?
Boy: There’s this girl and I can’t stop
Thinking about her
&& I think I'm in love with her.
Girl: You should tell her.
Boy: I just did.
Her friend: You let her go,
You said goodbye.
Him: Not realizing I wanted to
Say hello the next day...
Her: I'm like a rollercoaster.
Him: I like rollercoasters.
Her: Then you're gonna love me.
Him: I do love you
Boy: Why don't you like me?
Girl: I do like you, it's just...
boy: Just what?
Girl: I’m afraid to fall again.
Boy: This time will be different.
Boy: I’ll catch you. I promise.
She asked: Where have you
Been all my life?
He replied: Looking for you.
Girl: You’re crazy
Guy: Crazy for you.
Girl: Are you always truthful?
Guy: Yeah, pretty much. Why?
Girl: I'm not.
Girl: No, no, no im not saying I'm a liar
I'm saying that I don't always say,
Right out, what I feel.
Guy: Well then what are you feeling?"
Girl: A lot. Mostly love.
Mostly how much I love you.
Guy: I love you too.
Girl: If my radio breaks,
Will you sing to me?
Boy: I would break your radio
Just to sing to you
Girl: Tell me how much you love me
Boy: Look up at the sky
Girl: Stop changing the subject.
Boy: Just look
[Girl looks up to the sky]
Girl: What am I doing?
Boy: Tell me how many stars are in the sky
Girl: That's impossible
Boy: So is explaining my love for you.
Do you actually like her?
Girl: -interrupting- No, don't ask him!
Boy: Honestly? Yeah, I do.
I can't stop thinking about her,
&& some nights she makes it hard
To get to sleep.
I can't wait to go to sleep.
Her: Oh, okay.
Him: I just love my dreams.
Her: Okay, what are they about?
Do you believe in angels?
Girl: Where do they live?
Boy: Some in heaven, some on earth.
Girl: Have you ever met one?
Boy: Yup, even hugged one. I kissed one too.
Girl: You're cheating on me with an angel?
Boy: No, you are my angel.
Her: There's so much wrong with me.
Her: You can't possibly think I’m perfect!
Him: I know you are.
Him: I love you.
Her: no, you don't.
Him: yes, I do.
Her: what makes you so sure?
Him: because if this isn't love,
Then love doesn't exist.
I don't care what
Anyone thinks of me.
Guy: Don't worry baby,
You're not just anyone.
You're the one.
Friend: So what's your favorite subject?
Boy: She's there.
Girl: How hard did you fall for her?
Boy: How could I not fall hard?
She’s the sun to my day.
The star to my night.
The life to my world.
&& the soundtrack to my summer.
Boy: How are you?
Boy: Why? What's wrong?
You just make everything a little better.
Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: Taking a chance
(Boy kisses Girl)
Him: what if I promised
We'd go out forever?
Her: You can't promise that.
Him: If anyone can, it'd be me.
Her: What if another girl comes along?
Him: There is no other girl.
There's only you.
Her: What are your plans for today?
Him: Well, I was hoping to hang out with you.
Her: Didn't we just hang out yesterday?
Him: Yes but I miss you.
Boy: you're the one who walked away
Girl: you're the one who didn't stop me
her: how do i know if a boy loves me?
him: it depends on how he treats you.
her: how should he treat me if he loves me?
him: well, does he treat you like i treat you?
her: not at all...
him: then he doesn't truly love you.
Girl: What’s up?
Boy: I just woke up
Girl: its 1pm!
Boy: I was having a really great dream,
So I didn’t want to wake up
Girl: What was it about?
Him: Look at her.
His friend: Dude, just go ask her out.
Him: No, I’d never have a chance with her
His friend: Look, she’s looking over here.
Him: She’s so perfect
Her: There he is.
Her friend: He’s looking at you!
Her: Probably telling his friend what a dork I am
Her Friend: He probably likes you
Her: He’s too perfect.
Girl: I had the worst day ever.
Boy: I’m sorry... why?
Girl: cause you weren't there.
Girl: Why is your heart
Beating so fast?
Boy: Because I'm sitting
next to a pretty girl.
Girl: Why doesnt he like me..?
Boy: I'm sure he does...
Girl: I try to be perfect
Boy: He doesnt need perfect...
Girl: I just want to tell him
Boy: Yea I think you should
Girl: Okay, I will..thanx for the help, I'll talk to you later
Girl: (goes home to call boy)
Boy: walks home, dissapointed & broken
Boy: (sees answering machine blinking
...pushes play...girl's voice comes on)
Girl: I just wanted to tell you...
I just thought you should know...
(long pause) I love you
Boy: (whispers) I love you too....
Boy: Why don't you like me?
Girl: I do, it's just...
Boy: Just what?
Girl:I'm afraid to fall again.
Boy: This time will be different.
Boy: I'll catch you. I promise.
Boy: So..have you ever been in love?
Girl: Of course, I mean love is so hard, you know?
Boy: how is it hard?
Girl: Well, when you love someone,
Sometimes they just don't love you back.
Boy: Is that what your feeling right now?
Girl: Haha no [lie]
Boy: Oh... Well, I gotta go bye. [lie]
Girl: Okay bye.
[The boy went invisible]
Girl: I love you.
Boy: [turned visible] I love you, too.
Her: Do you believe in true love?
Him: Only if it's with you.
Girl: When will you stop loving me?
Boy: Count by twos.
Boy: When you get to five
I'll stop loving you.
Him: Ow Ow Owww.
Him: My heart hurts.
Him: I think it misses you too much.
Her: I look so gross today
Him: ...You spelled beautiful wrong.
Girl: Why's my name always your Facebook status?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me "what’s on my mind?"
&& honestly its always you.
Him: Wow, you don't think it's hard for me?
Her: Why would it be? You have girls all over you.
Him: What the hell-? No.
It's hard enough knowing your cold,
But I can't be there to hold you tight or offer you my jacket.
It's hard enough knowing you're hurting,
&& not being able to wipe your tears or offer you my shoulder.
It's hard enough falling asleep on the phone with you,
Wishing so much I was next to you instead.
You don't know how hard it is to deal with
Knowing I'm not physically with you.
You act like all these girls are all over me,
But I'm here right now, trying my best to get you
To understand that you mean so much to me.
Stop acting like it's only a one way street.
I love you, && you only.
*Most of these are really old, so
I don't have credit for all of them